Work, Part II

September 6, 2016

Work: I

Me: Happy Anniversary, Baby!

Work: Anniversary?

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Gym, Part IV

September 1, 2016

Gym: I, II, III

Gym: So, back to what I was saying before you distracted me – who was you talking to?

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Me: Man, wha!


Gym: When you walked in here earlier, you were on the phone.  Who. Was.  She.  Vince?


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Uncle Sam & Sallie Mae

August 23, 2016

Mah: Oh, Baby!  We’re so proud a you!

Dad: Yeah, mane!  Congrats on the job!  Shole has been a long time coming.  For real, Jack!

Me: Thanks, y’all!  Preciate the party and everyone for coming out too!

Family: (Praise, applause, congratulations)!

Dad: Now, you can start paying me back summ a dat money you owe me, playa.  HAHA.

Mah: Y’ain lying lol.

Me: You wild, dad. HAHA.

Dad: HAHA my ass!  I’m laughing, but I’m serious, dou!

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Checking Account

August 22, 2016

Checking Account: Hello?

Me: Hey, what’s been going on witchu?

CA: Nothing much…

Me: I’m saying, I got your messages.  What go you so down?

CA: Just sorting a few things out – got a lot pending right now, you know?  It seems like things just don’t want to clear these days.


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