August 19, 2016
Me: Self, you killed it, today.
Me: Stay focused.
Gym: Looking good.
Gym: SO… who was she?
Gym: You KNOW who I’m talking about!
Me: EYE-uh, don’t know nothin! (Wink)
Me: And, when did you start talking to me again?
Gym: I’ve always been talking to you, crazy… You just needed to be taught a lesson.
Me: A lesson? Man, wha…
Gym: You heard me… a lesson. One, ya still ain’t learned from, I see… Who. Was. She?
Me: So, after that whole silent treatment, teach me a lesson ploy, THIS is what you want to talk about?
Me: So, did you want something or nah? I still got a few things to do…
Gym: Oh, don’t be rude, Vincient.
Me: All I’m saying is why do you want to talk to me – NOW? What done changed from when I first walked in here until now?
Gym: First of all, don’t act like you aren’t dead-ass wrong for how you’ve been towards me lately.
Gym: You SHOULD be lucky I’m eem entertaining you. Right. Now. If im being really honest.
Gym: Second of all…
Me: Wait, lucky?
Gym: Obbb-viously, you heard what I said!
Me: Lucky? Me, lucky!?
Gym: Now, you know I do NOT repeat myself…
Me: Man, wha’chu talmbout?
Gym: As I was saying… Seh-COND of all you have a real jacked-up way of thinking!
Me: Oh, yeah… How so?
Gym: So, for example, you really thought yo ass was finna just run up in me five, six, semm times a week, put it down, CON-SIS-TENT-LY and then – jus STOP!? You went ghost right out the blue – no warning. No nothing!
Me: I mean, I…
Gym: AND-duh, on top of all THAT-tuh, I was just supposed to be cool with you LY-ING about wanting to come see me – and then showing up DAYS after that? How would you feel? You’d be cool with that?
Gym: I didn’t. THINK. So!